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A large feline that can be found in closets or laying around on couches. They are large due to the amount of fat that they carry in the belly region. Lolas are menacing not because they are strong and majestic, but because they have an uncanny ability to wield their mass. A Lola [in the wild] has the predatory advantage of being so slow that they are impervious to detection. A Lola will creep upon their prey before unleashing the infamous and inhumane act of suffocation by fat. You cannot catch a Lola for it will rip your eyes out with it's claws, making it [impossible] to find your way to a telephone to seek medical attention. Caution in the form of small [throw pillows] (a Lola's greatest fear) should always be used. Their small prey does not stand a chance.
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