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When you've failed to pull a long stray hair out of your food and later go to lay your fæces, only to have a piece of the turd swinging like a wrecking ball from the hair, out of [your anus], [threatening] to demolish the porcelain walls of your [toilet bowl] by smearing them in shit.
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