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The [religious belief] which holds that all asses, butts, booty, and [junk trunks] of all shapes, colors, and sizes are equally [sexually attractive]. Strict assnostics will worship butts no matter what their age or condition, although many assnostics practice their religion on only a limited scale (e.g. they worship asses of any color, as long as they are young and small, etc.)
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