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To be drunk and high beyond possibility. To become this fucked up, you have to start before the sun goes down, and you need a White Owl and a couple of [Black and Mild] cigarellos. Always smoke and THEN drink. Side effects include: 1. Rapping to no music. 2. [Hallucination] of lesbian fornication. 3. Phone calls to the wrong people. 4. Possible loss of $20. 5. Ripping the button off your pants while trying to pee. 6. Swamp Ass 7. Lacrosse stick up your ass. 8. Rocking back and forth at the [kitchen table], spitting all over the place. NOTE: IF YOU PLAN ON BECOMING DUE-WESTED, HAVE SOMEONE HIDE YOUR MONEY AND PHONE FROM YOU. YOUR FRIEND MIGHT BE A HORRIBLE BABYSITTER!
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