Customize - Urban Dictionary Store

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Your Word

Your Definition

Oh the simple Chav, what a constant source of amusement you are!
Chavs are the dregs of human existence.  They live merely to piss everyone else off with their love of crap clothing and manky gold jewellery.
They have taken the wearing of tracksuits and baseball caps to a new level of pikieness.  
Chav girls (or chavettes) commonly sport the Croydon Facelift (hair pulled back in a bun so tight that it pulls their faces tight) with at least 6 dangly faux-gold earings in each ear.  Also often seen pushing a pram round shopping centers while chain-smoking and wearing fake burberry or nasty [velour] tracksuits.  A favourite accessory is a hideous gold articulated clown dangling from a thick gold chain around their pimply acne scarred necks.
Male chavs hang around in gangs spitting alot and trying to start fights with [small children] or anyone else that they could easily overpower (which really is just [small children]!).  Once they are of [driving age] they obtain a clapped out old Nova or Metro and then spend a fortune (no one knows where this money comes from, it is one of the many mysteries of the chav) "maxing it up" with big wheels, sound systems and a huge "wanker pipe" exhaust.  Chavs can be seen in any copy of Max Power magazine proudly displaying their efforts at [automotive] design - tossers !!!

Text fits

Menu

Pro Customization

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Shopping Assistant