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This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful [performance] of such a task grants one eternal [companionship] with lord Hades. The Task: 1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon) 2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards. 3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button. 4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank. 5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit [Command Center] has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control. 6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady," 7. Wash your hands.
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