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Dirty Puma is an espresso drink you may get from a barista to whom you have been rude, or whom you have [otherwise] mistreated. Barista shoes are often stained with the color and flavor of many spilled shots. [Because of this], the slighted coffee-maker may justify the otherwise immoral action of pouring the rude-lingers shot through the said "Dirty Puma" tenny-runner, by concentrating on the unique essence and custom java drinking experience bestowed upon this deserving party. Be nice to your barista! Also applies to Dirty Doc Martens, and Bromhidrosis [Birkenstocks].
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