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1. Commonly associated with hipsters, sleeper cells normally found in close proximity to coffee houses.
2. Main arsenal include a [standard issue] MacBook Pro, or anything apple related.
3. Apparel include neon in copious quantities, possibly a scarf made to look older than it actually is, and thick black frame glasses.
4. Personal value: champion obscurity above all else. Instinctively attempt to [articulate] matters beyond their actual comprehension, and inflate their own ego or [intelligence].

5. An annoying sense of entitlement paralleled with the absence of real accomplishments.
6. Due to their negative disposition, they are innately and superficially drawn towards the entropic breakdown of society, the very same society that fuels their secret consumerist desires. Will take the side of anyone, INCLUDING TERRORISTS, that oppose American ideals.

How to defeat a terrorist by proxy: question their accomplishments, threaten their [intelligence], and [understand] that their responses are based off a lack of expertise. Be wary they may supply unrelated information and statistics to derail your argument; to counter this, accuse them of hipster-ism to derail their own argument. Finally, any response provided thereafter will only provide holes in their platform. Make sure to declare victory, also make sure to remind them of their own pathetic state.

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