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A wasteland dead smack in the center of New Jersey. Filled with mostly rich, stuck up, drug addicts, who's parents gloat about their "honer student." A town that really makes you think "I'd rather be in Afghanistan then spend my days in Medford." At least you'll get a good tan and escape the humidity. [Nothing to do] in the Winter but shovel yourself out of last nights blizzard, [nothing to do] in the Fall but rake your leaves, [nothing to do] in the Spring but watch the weeds grow, but theres one thing about Summer in Medford everyone loves: Packing for vacation to get away from your nosy ass neighbor spending the next 2 weeks in Florida, California, or Hawaii. Only to soon realize that its time to go back. I suggest taking a minimum of 3 depressant pills. If your really rich, you spend your entire summer down at New Jersey's beaches. Still to close for comfort if you ask me. Please, if your moving to Medford turn back now because your better off.
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