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A [middle aged] woman with long bird like legs who enjoys [catching cum] in her overgrown pubic hair. This elusive creature can be found in or near ourdoor bars, poolside cabanas, nude beaches, and can usually be idenitfied by unique [characteristics] such as; dirty tattoos, unaturally died hair, skid marks on her knees and an insistence that pubic hair is sexy.
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