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A Maywood is an unlucky reaction to [facial hair] some women may have. It occurs on the inner thighs, and is therefore caused by receiving oral sex from someone with huge sideburns or a large beard. It looks like a normal rash, presenting [the standard] red and white pigment change. It is easily cured with either a cream, or simply [shaving the beard] off.
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