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Jam Hands (aka: J H) can be defined as one who cannot avoid keeping their hands free of the most undesirable sticky messes one could possibly accumulate on their hands. Some examples of this are: JAM, chocolate ... anything food related really, also many unmentionables such as their own expectorant. Sometimes they can go days without knowing this and actually amass more of a Jam Hands situation which can spread to other body parts, clothing (pudding shirt) and namely on top of their already jammy hands: this is known as Jam Hands Hoarding.

However, Jam Hands are known for their sharing. They like to mark their territory and think this is amazing, a gesture of unity. However, it is disgusting. Once you have observed a jam hands you will be quick to notice smears or other texturized traces that the Jam Hands leaves behind. You will learn [the definition] of repulsed.

Friends or observant people who are well aware of when a Jam Hands is [in the room], tend to keep a 30 feet minimum distance from the Jam Hands at large and are quick to use public/personal [hand sanitizer] if available when an [accidental]/forced encounter with the jam hands or a certain surface that the Jam Hands has touched, has occurred.

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