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(verb) Where Roommate A proceeds to jerk off in his own bed 3 minutes after Roommate B turns off the lights - failing to notice or discern that there is absolutely no way that Roommate B could have fallen asleep in only 3 minutes. Roommate A first climbs [under the covers] and opens his laptop in bed, with a bottle of lotion and a box of tissues close at hand on his nightstand, and proceeds to jerk off while watching some sort of porn. The [masturbation] includes moaning, creaking of the bed, and finally climaxes with Roommate A skeeting into his own bedsheets. Roommate B, in shock, then hears Roommate A go to sleep in his freshly skeeted sheets and tossing and turning in his own semen throughout the night. Roommate B wakes up early the next day (Saturday morning) and witnesses Roommate A already awake ([approximately] 4-5 hours before he usually gets up on weekdays, let alone weekends) and gathering ONLY his semen filled bed sheets to take to the laundry room.
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