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A [masturbation] tool crafted by lonely cowboys made by first stripping one section of its spines, then cutting it in half. [The person] would then dissect the cactus in such a manner that would create a makeshift vagina. And because the inside of the cactus has a wet and plushy texture, it simulates a [female genitalia] well.
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