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Captain blackhook is captain hooks gay [little brother] that he molelested several times when he was a young child. Then in his later years he was so raw about his brother he hunted down peter pans crew and had them tie [captain hook] down and eat his pecker off with a pair of uneven spoons. Then he was sodomized [over and over again] by the giant alligator he feared and tinkerbells wooden strap-on.
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