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A small city in southern New Mexico known for its proximity to the site of the first atomic explosion. Possibly due to the extreme radiation levels, Alamogordo is filled with rednecks, bible-thumpers and priss-mouthed old grundies who're more [interested] in [controlling] each others' sex lives than [getting on] with living. Alamogordo may possibly have the highest percentage of pedophiles and John Birch Society members in the USA.
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