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Carpet Babies are produced when a man without any premaditated thought begins to jerk off while watching BodyShaping on ESPN or some [soft core porn] on Cinemax at 3 am. Right when reaching the point of climax he realizes he has no towels or [kleenexes] so he drops his load [on the floor].
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