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Bringing some excitement and a safe element of incest back into the [gentlemanly] pass time. Asking your mum to make you a cup of tea when your not even in the racing position, and then getting started, the idea being to finish yourself off before she arrives with your warm, [refreshing] beverage. Extra points can be earned if you manage to regain your composure before she comes in, failure obviously carries its own punishment if [you're in] mid stroke as she comes comes in. Also known as one of the Risk
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