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Comfort Waves are emitted by men while they are doing something they enjoy, especially [around the house], or are generally comfortable. If you're enjoying the lazy Saturday afternoon, you're emitting Comfort Waves. Browsing the internet for no good reason? Yes, you're emitting Comfort Waves! Only mothers, wives, and [girlfriends] perceive Comfort Waves. These waves are very annoying to women; they sound like a high-pitched buzzing. Wives will try anything to get these Comfort Waves to stop! Common tactics include: honey-do lists, dinner with the in-laws, [window shopping], "just talking". Womens' ability to perceive comfort waves is diminished if they've recently consumed: wine, chocolate, cake, ice cream. A proper man-cave blocks Comfort Waves.
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