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A book that [Stephenie Meyer] probably wrote in around ten minutes. She has NO idea what a vampire is, she has NO idea how to make characters develop, and she has NO idea how to come up with a story that hasn't already been used. Yeah, she copied a T.V. show called Roswell. In Meyerland, vampires glitter when the sunlight hits their skin. They play baseball when there is a storm, because every time the ball hits the bat thunder occurs. They have no fangs and call themselves "[vegetarians]". A lot of people call Bella a Mary Sue, but I disagree. Mary Sues are supposed to be perfect. Bella loves a sadistic fairy, nothing pleases her, and she complains about how she has never had a boyfriend, even though she turned down probably the whole population of her school. None of the characters develop or change over time, and they have no [personality].
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