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A memorial towel is the towel or other clothing item that is used to wipe away ejaculates and bodily fluids from one another after [sexual intercourse]. A memorial towel can be used repeatedly, to the point of [disgusting] crustyness, but this neglectful and lazy habit is frowned upon by the lady having semen wiped off of her vagina and buttcheeks. a memorial towel is not always a towel. sometimes, it becomes necessary to sacrafice a sock to avoid getting bodily fluids on your other more visible clothing. sometimes, theres nothing else around but an old T shirt that gets continually and conveniently thrown behind the bed. sometimes, youre barefoot and wearing [comfortable] cotton pants so you decide it will be ok to use your underwear and just freeball for the duration of your downtime.
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