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A graduate of the U.S. Army Airborne School, and who proudly shows off his Basic [Parachutist] Wings, but has only limited (or no) airborne experience since Jump School. You must perform five actual jumps to graduate Airborne School, hence the "Five Jump Chump." Basically, a leg [pretending] to be an actual paratrooper. These include soldiers who went to Jump School despite being assigned to non-Airborne billets, soldiers in an Airborne unit who have not made a Combat Jump, or soldiers who have not upgraded their Basic Jump Wings to either Senior or Master [Parachutist] Wings due to a lack of personal initiative.
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