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A common type of egg found on pavements, sidewalks or even known to appear [spontaneously] underneath your brand new footwear. Dog eggs have many varieties, most a thin shelled and need only the slightest pressure for them to crack and smother your footwear in its yolk. If a Dog Egg is found with used [toilet paper] nearby, it is either from a very well trained dog, or a gypsy egg. Many favours, colours and levels of stink have been found. However, attempts to sit on and hatch the dog eggs have only ended in tears HANDY TRIVIA!!! did you know [white dog] eggs used to be used by tanners to help make candles? Go get some matches!
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