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A male platonic companion that a young, [attractive] woman keeps around to feel better about herself. The Dick in a Jar is stable, friendly, sensitive and nonthreatening. He is infatuated with her, but she sees him as a brother -- a brother with whom she cuddles while [watching movies] and complaining about the latest alpha male to break her heart. The Dick in a Jar secretly awaits his female companion's [revelation] that emotionally abusive fucktards will never make her happy and that he is actually the man of her dreams, but he waits in vain.
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