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A total asshole who gets dumber and dumber the older he gets. Defying [the reality] there, eh? But it's true. [Extremely] vain, selfish, and cares only about either himself, his feelings, or satisfying his dick. Acts like a total Jew but he's ASIAN and thinks he's hot shit. Likes to hoard money like a dragon hoards treasure and can't afford to take a girl out on a date although he hoards money. His balls are deflated and even though he likes to screw things with his average sized dick, nobody wants to screw him. His farts really smell terrible and the whole room can smell it but they're too grossed out to say anything because they refuse to breathe in air by talking when he farts. It's like a bomb went off when he farts. [Homophobe] who acts lovingly with "bros".
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