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Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a [circumference] of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged [sexual intercourse] with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is [not to be confused with] miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.
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