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The Greek hero and lesser known brother of Achilles. Son of Thetis and Peleus, he was untouchable in war and defeated untold numbers of warriors and heroes. He was undefeated in battle, but fell and was slain at an after-battle-party when a stray (unknowingly enchanted) stone, launched from the sling of a child [playing a game] called 'catapult' struck a distracted Testiclese while he was chugging wine in a contest. He fell to his knees, coughing and spurting wine from his mouth, and then curled up into the fetal position in which he expired due to the enchanted qualities of the unusual stone. Henceforth, as it was known through his brother Achilles' experience what a principle weakness a person's [Achilles tendon] is, it was known that being hit in the nuts is a principle weakness of men; because that shit [fucking hurts].
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