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The mascot for the New Brunswick campus of Rutgers University. Also known as the Ultimate STD you can get at Rutgers. This disease originated from the skips skap scallywags, scaggs, tricks and marks of the university. A STD that is extremely horrible and only second to [Gonoherpesyphilaids]. You catch this infection through sexual contact, extreme dry humping, or serious mucus to mucus membrane touching with the freakier and dirtier the act, the easier it is contracted.

The crazy thing is if engaging in the act with a carrier of the disease, it can only infect you if you are on campus ground (greek row and the campus town around it counts too). Sex with the person outside of campus will only give you a normal STD, but the same regretful feeling in your body, hopeless look on your face and burning sensation on your genitalia. It was given this name not only because of the mascot for the school, but because [2-3] weeks after getting it you feel pain on your junk like you're being stabbed by a sword and [blood clots] appear that bleed frequently along with a severe rash, which even in the dark glow a bright scarlet red.

Other names include Scarlet K, S.K., The Bloody Knight, The "OHH SHIT IT BURNS", [Little Red Riding Hood], Clifford the big red fuck up & Bloody Mary.

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