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A plump and succulent loaf of shit usually found floating on the surface of any body of water. Depending on the [consistency], some aqualogs can be seen hovering just below the waterline. However, the most dangerous aqualogs are those whose density has caused them to sink to the bottom, where they lie in wait for unsuspecting feet to squish them. [Occasionally] aqualogs will wash up on the shoreline, harden, and get used in the [construction] of children's sandcastles.
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