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A terminal illness in which someone tugs so hard on ones genitals, trying to be funny. But are considered a Dick tugger or a Cock rider. Shortbusdicktuggeritus is an incurable illness. The only way to slow down this illness is to stop tugging and remain off [the short bus] for a long period of time. Symptoms are: Swelling of the hand(s), shattered ego, and Dick sneezing A Dick tugger is defined as someone who [metaphorically] tugs on someones genitals by making stupid remarks and retarded jokes or grinds on them [trying to be cool] or wants nothing more to hop on their shit and grind away until there's infact nothing left to grind on.
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