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Cockmonger, the Bold and Bulging.. A Hero that gets all the pussy you don't get, [of course] he lived in the medieval ages. He kills those who call him Cockmonger, [the only thing] that pins him to that name is his Mushroom shaped Helmet, and a huge wang. He will blister [your asshole] if you even look at him wrong.
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