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In 1492 John Elway descended from Valhalla and discovered Colorado. He [immediately] started bottling his piss( also known a Coors original) and [shitting out] ford dealerships. John was a humble deity so he let other teams win until his final two years in the NFL. he did this by taking 500 vallume and drinking 300 beers before every game, any less and the Denver broncos would win games by 6000 points. Then in 1998,99 he cut the dose in half, this is why he single handily destroyed the packers and falcons. John Elway now resides on top of Pikes Peak [controlling] the outcome of all sporting events….. the browns will never win a super bowl.
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