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When you are sitting on your couch, feet up on the [coffee table], laptop on your lap. 4-10 hours later you are in an entirely prone position with your legs [off the edge] of the coffee table and your head on the seat cushion. You become completely unresponsive to your surroundings. Loss of [peripheral] vision, amnesia, severely reduced motor function ability, and drooling with one eye closed are common symptoms.
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