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1. When stranded in the Brocono Mountains, exploring all surrounding homesteads for suitable firewood to support your insatiable desire for beer and women henceforth resulting in the kleptomania of hanus amounts of uncompensated firewood (and simultaneously packing the fattest skoal spearmint gooches imagined by mankind). 2. When sorostitutes attend frat parties in seek of long hard frat wood, only to realize that their frat daddy has developed erectile dysfunction due to weeks of hazing and cocaine abuse. Said sorostitute resorts to "fratting for wood" by hitting on every frat guy she encounters hoping to deliver to her sacred flower blossom the trunk of a frat guy's pedigree.
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