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Denmark is a small country located to the north of Germany and south of Sweden and Norway. It is a small-minded little country, populated by [xenophobic] bigots called Denmarkians. These people have the worst teaching standards in Europe, extremely high levels of medical malpractice and are considered the worst [environmental] thugs in Europe due to the overuse of fosil fuels. The Denmarkians paint their houses yellow to signify that cowardice is a chief Denmarkian trait. Most Denmarkians fly the Denmarkian flag outside of their homes in order to make non-Denmarkians feel like they do not belong in the country. Shops in Denmark are [open] for about 3 hours a day and rarely accept anything but cash or gold. The greedy Denmarkians do not trust banks, probably because most banks in Denmark went bust during the economic crisis. Denmark is a poor, depressed country and visitors to it usually leave at the first [opportunity].
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