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A poorly written series about a sparkly mosquito who falls head-over heels in love with a thoughtless uninteresting girl. Incidentally, written by a stay-at-home mom who *probably watches soap operas all day* had a dream about a [sparkling vampire] and thought she'd write it down with help from her dictionary as she inserts as many "intelligent" words [in one] sentence as humanly possible, with no regard for actual structure or wordiness.

She needed a few bucks, so she sent it in to a publisher, after she decided to build on the story (minimally- she has no creativity) and do a rip off idea of [Vampire Diaries], with the exception that her vampires sparkle- in which, nobody really cares that this makes no sense; being that vampires should have some sort of weakness. Identifying them because they sparkle does not give the rest of the world much of a chance, does it? In which case, the case should be that most of the world are vampires, because who would stand a chance against a super fast, blood-sucking creature that can come out at all times of the day?

There's no plot point, substance or [character development]. Basically, It's like the perfect Teenage scenario, in which your parents are so clueless you can do anything you want!

Definition: "Twilight" is the bleakness of the mind. The utter lack of judgment of the people buying this tripe.

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