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The worst possible consequence of anal sex for the male [participant]. 200 out of 62 men surveyed claimed it was the number 1 reason why they feared delving into the back door. Ninety-eight percent of which later admitted that it was actually because their women wouldn’t let them. [Never the less], the fear is real. It occurs when the man draws back just a little too far and all his joy is vanquished as his penis snaps up into its full and upright position, much like the mythical catapult weapon of [history books]. Instead of rocks the projectile is the freshest wad of poop ever, flung at the speed of erection. Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents. Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position. First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.
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