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(1)a. The place where underaged minors unable to care for themselves spend their time sleeping, listening to dumbasses who teach you things that you could teach yourself, and spend all their time wishing that they could be doing [something else] than studying for that test that will supposedly help you sometime [in your life]. Bullshit.
b. A place where people get to spend the first one-fourth of their life getting tea-bagged by jocks and getting spat on by ugly fat emo bitches with no titties just to come home and realize that your parents don't love you.
(2)a. The work that you do pays off [in the long run] in actuality. You are now ready to get payed to be [gang banged] by a bunch of black dudes in a closet. (Good Luck)
b. Sleep is an important thing on your road to being supposedly educated. Getting none at night is your goal so you can spend it not working at school. If you feel really lazy, you can just play hooky [instead].
(3)a. The teachers don't care about your future. They want you to be humiliated in school. That's why they wake you up in such loud manners. It's like they want you to punch them in the face when you wake up from sheer fear.
b. The best way to have fun in school is to pick fights and fuck with your teachers. The more brutal and disruptive, the better. Ex.- Laugh at the dying Jews if you're learning about the holacaust.
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