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To be "[John Handcocked]" is to have a man ejaculate into his hand - and with the semen still pooled in his hand - slap an [individual] across the face. The name derives from the man's proverbial "ink" which spouts from his "pen." He then claims what is rightfully his by marking his territory. This is most appropriate at Ugly Sweater Christmas Parties, or when a prostitute gets out of line. Especially applicable to any girls that may own a [California Tan] boutique and hail from Appalachia.
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