Customize - Urban Dictionary Store

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Your Word

Your Definition

A meemoo is actually a mythological creature who once roamed the lands before the dinosaurs. Meemoo's were once about 8 and a half feet tall, with the body of a llama, the head of a deer, spider legs, dandelions for ears, [angel wings] and they wore [bowling shoes].

Although Meemoo's are long extinct, they can be brought back from extinction under the conditions that Chuck Norris and The Techno [Viking] engage in an epic fight to the death, so long as The Techno Viking wins.

Meemoo's were extremely dumb creatures, with an estimated IQ of a 6 month old human infant. Although they were so large in size, (about the size of a small elephant)they would [intentionally] nest in the smallest places they could possibly find. Sometimes, they'd cram about 13 of them in one tiny palm-tree, making very strange gibberish noises as other preadators passed by them.

Meemoo's were the best hunters in the land at one point in time. They had a very strong suction-cup mouths and extremely long tounges, often suffacating or drowning their prey.

Text fits

Menu

Pro Customization

Preview

Personalize Your Design

Shopping Assistant