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The duration between the first sip of coffee and the body's reaction to caffeine. Generally, the speaker forces actions/words to come out faster than neural transmission without the aid of a catalyst (i.e., caffeine). Though applicable throughout the workday, coffee lag is especially perilous during the [early hours], such as the [morning commute], team meetings, and pseudo-serious conversations about life. Symptoms include rambling speech, awkward gestures, and grand delusions of vacation (often resembles daydreaming). Note: coffee lag in an [attractive person] can be misdiagnosed as a hot mess.
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