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the type of haircut usually associated with "metrosexuals" who have a fancy for the Didgeridoo. This is for the likeness between [sucking cock] and playing a didgeridoo. This haircut is called the Closet Haircut because it is how the [closet homosexual] starts his process of coming out of the metophorical [gay butt sex] closet. This haircut is usually only produced in Los Angeles, but somehow found its way to Dallas, Texas.
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