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Cigarette Asshole holds up the entire line at the [convenience store], describing to the cashier what cigarettes they choose to spend their unemployment benefits on and kill themselves with. The description is often something like “Kool 100 slim unfiltered menthols in a hard pack” hence confusing the befuddled cashier, and pissing off everyone else waiting in line. God forbid you find yourself waiting behind the occasional [Lottery Ticket] / Cigarette Asshole combination personality. You might as well shoot yourself or leave and try a different store. See Mustang Asshole and [Lottery Ticket asshole] for other possible asshole personality combinations.
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