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Guidos are easily recognizable by their dark hair, overly tanned skin, thick accents & waxed eyebrows. The guido travels in packs, especially when heading to clubs to meet up w/ their deejay friends. Almost all guidos are self-proclaimed "deejays." They blast extremely loud music, usually some form of house, while they drive excessively fast.

If not at the club, the guido can be found at the gym, spending endless hours exercising and flexing in front the mirror. Though not all guidos [use] steroids, most do. Since most of their time is spent on their appearance and "physique," the guido typically is incapable of having a real career, but would rather work in a field of [construction], telemarketing, or sales.

Even in the winter, the guido can wear a wifebeater & [ripped jeans], after all he needs to show off his year long tan. Common guido attire includes tight shirts, Ed Hardy, Affliction, A|X, or any other"label" that is deemed trendy at the time. There is also the [possibility] that the guido will be wearing NO shirt at all while [fist pumping] and sticking his chest out.

Guidos have no respect for women and have no problem cheating. They also have a weakness for drugs & alcohol. They find nothing wrong with partying regularly & "clubbing" well into their 30's. Pictures of his club experiences & "deejay friends" will be all over his facebook page, but [the numbers] will pale in comparison to all of the photos of himself that he takes in the mirror.

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