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- Does not work, "fun-employed" - Or works in a bike shop otherwise a coffee shop (part-time) - Wears tattered or gently used vintage crap - Buys their jeans in the kids section - Rides a fixi tricycle because they are overwhelmed by driving - Pretend like they know how to actually fix bikes - Smokes American Spirits until they cough up blood - Drinks 2 PBR's and then complains of stomac pain in order to return to their coffin-like appartment - Says that they go out when really all they do is lean against walls outside of gameboy-music concerts and chain smoke to avoid awkwardness from an apparent lack of social skills
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