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Delayed [Morning Wood] Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male [genitalia] that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time [in the morning]. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.
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