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A little known phrase relating to lazy men who endeavour to undertake no work whatsoever unless it is to do with a Honda Civic.

General everyday tasks are treated as huge challenges and then celebrated profusely, usually with cannabis joints.

However, if work is required on the Civic auto mobile, hell and high water is moved to [accomplish] goals.

Malnutrition is often [associated] with those in a Civic [Partnership] as the subject cannot afford to eat properly due to the over [exasperated] running costs attributed to maintaining the Civic. Premium grade fuel is often bought using various methods of financial credit to ensure that the car does not suffer from a lack of octane and low down power.

Civic partnership is often characterised by compulsive behaviour relating to the cleanliness and upkeep of the vehicle, however, [personal hygiene] standards often suffer as the user often only has enough time to bathe, clean and eat poorly as car maintenance dictates personal schedules.

[One] suffering from Civic Partnership can often be witnessed to sit in a vehicle, sometimes for up to 15 minutes after a journey has ceased. This is to ensure all is in perfect working order before the carriage is exited. Wing mirrors are folded in, all dials and switches are returned to the off position and any crumbs removed and consumed.

Those suffering from the ailment are very hostile when challenged about the condition, so please be careful when approaching the subject.

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