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Most often spotted tending turtles or collecting mud. A John is super mysterious and, thus, everyone’s always curious. But a John often confuses simply because he’s always confused. Therefore, if you approach a John, walk slowly, it often takes a John longer to [understand] and comprehend seemingly simple things. Initially may seem like a jerk. [Nevertheless], a John always means well, so don’t take his tourette-like exclamations [personally].
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