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the act of [jacking off] a monkey while letting it shit on your partners face while she is [getting dry] humped by a jaguar. after the monkey blows his load all over your face you lick the poop and get your dick eaten by the jaguar. your [sexual partner] then gets double penetrated by the jaguar and monkey while you stick a carrot up your ass watching.
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