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the truth is if you want your [girlfriend] to notice your dick, you must show her the truth.... I assume you are dating and if so your on your way to result, see there's a 100% chance she will acknowledge with stunning results. one day when she is coming over for dinner you will get a call from her telling you she is [almost there], at this time you must strip naked and stand tall for when she walks in you will know the truth.. you can get 2 results, you [straight up] pop an Insta-bone as she glimpses at the monstrousness thing and then slams down upon the truth set until she finds a bigger one or you go limp... Then Your Fucked.
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